Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Pretty cute

The Contest

Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.

As they walk, they come across a sign:
"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

"I am entering!" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd you do?"
"First Place!," said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign:
"Contest for the strongest man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign:
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
"I'm entering," says Pinocchio. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the devil is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio..

7 comments:

Abe Lincoln said...

I wish you had picked a Republican like Newt Gingrich or Sarah Palin.

kavita said...

ISN'T she your first lady speaker...in question for putting impeachment off the table for Bush admnn....i dont know much about it.

Winifred said...

I have to ask or I'll ever get the joke. Who is Nancy Pelosi?

Granny on the Web said...

You lost me on the last line... I don't know who she is either.
Come on Patty, Give!

Love Granny

Gramma Ann said...

LOL...Very funny!!!!

Twisted Fencepost said...

Good one, Patty!
My MIL will love that one.

Tomate Farcie said...

Ah, a politican. You never can win the biggest lier contest against a politician (rep. or dem.) but of course, some are worse than others! ;)