Monday, June 08, 2009

Sounds about right for some of us. LOL

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a s exologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53.. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring Food & Beer


14 comments:

Kavita Saharia said...

WOW...Patty...i am going to make Chandan read this....infact i am going to type and print it out for him...Thankyou.

Marian Dean said...

Oh, I dare not show this to David! I showed him an anti -men one yesterday... and he and our son-in-law spent ages making a similar one anti-woman...

Very good.. I like!

Love Granny

Gigi Ann said...

OH! That is sooooo funny.....

Anonymous said...

Well that is about right. No wonder you can save money.

nanny said...

Good one!!!!!

Wanda said...

54 to 2 What odds.....

Patty you just keep me laughing everytime I show up!!!

Corinne Rodrigues said...

What fun - wonder whether they make those kind of men? ;)

Corinne

Joe's sketch books said...

Love it - especially the last part.

Renie Burghardt said...

Ha! A perfect list, if I ever saw one. Hahaha.

Good night, Patty.

Renie

Pat - Arkansas said...

Heheheheh!!

Melissa said...

Isn't that that truth?? Funny one!

Brenda said...

That was funny!

Twisted Fencepost said...

Yep, that about sums it up.
Now why do they think we are so hard to understand?

Tomate Farcie said...

and give him the remote if there is a game on TV! :)