It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a s exologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53.. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring Food & Beer
14 comments:
WOW...Patty...i am going to make Chandan read this....infact i am going to type and print it out for him...Thankyou.
Oh, I dare not show this to David! I showed him an anti -men one yesterday... and he and our son-in-law spent ages making a similar one anti-woman...
Very good.. I like!
Love Granny
OH! That is sooooo funny.....
Well that is about right. No wonder you can save money.
Good one!!!!!
54 to 2 What odds.....
Patty you just keep me laughing everytime I show up!!!
What fun - wonder whether they make those kind of men? ;)
Corinne
Love it - especially the last part.
Ha! A perfect list, if I ever saw one. Hahaha.
Good night, Patty.
Renie
Heheheheh!!
Isn't that that truth?? Funny one!
That was funny!
Yep, that about sums it up.
Now why do they think we are so hard to understand?
and give him the remote if there is a game on TV! :)
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