Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Another Blonde joke, sorry about that.

Blonde Law and Order...

The local sheriff in a small suburban town was looking for a deputy. He posted ads in the paper, and sure enough, Lisa, a wonderful looking blonde, went in to try out for the job. She wasn't the sharpest nail in the bucket, but seeing as she had a natural charisma about her, the sheriff gave her an interview...

"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Lisa, what is 1 and 1?"

"11!" she enthusiastically replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right in a way..."

"Okay, Lisa. What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"

"Shucks, that's easy," the blonde replied. "Today and tomorrow!"

The sheriff was again surprised that Lisa supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

He thought of his next question carefully to make sure there could be no equivocation about the answer:

"Now Lisa, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

Lisa looked a little surprised, thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while," the sheriff replied with satisfaction.

So, Lisa wandered over to the salon where her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview.

"How'd it go?" they all asked.

Lisa was ecstatic. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"


Gramma Ann said...

LOL...Another day started with a smile on my face. ;-)

Femin Susan said...

Its really funny... I like the interview.

Anonymous said...

That is a funny one. Sounds like something you could see on a situation comedy back in the days of Red Skeleton. Remember the round picture tubes on television sets?

Anonymous said...

She is clever.
And I am dumb.

Twisted Fencepost said...

One good thing going for her....she's a positive thinker.
I like that. tee hee

kavita said...

I was imagining her to be Pamela Anderson....very funny .

Reader Wil said...

Ha. ha, ha...! Great story!

dyanna said...

Nice story..

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Margaret Cloud said...

Another Blonde joke, very funny. Hope you two are having a nice week.

Renie Burghardt said...
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Renie Burghardt said...

Haha, wonder if she solved that murder case?

I'm so late tonight. Got home late, then had a long out of town call. Going to hit the sack right now!

Night, Patty.

Pat - Arkansas said...

Love it! This one goes pos-haste to my not-blond daughter who loves blond jokes.