Thursday, July 23, 2009

BEST JOKE FROM UK


Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,

"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here." The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian. I received from a blogging friend Kaviat, click to see her blog


8 comments:

jinksy said...

Multi-talented, multi-racial, multi- marvellous!

The Mulligan Family said...

Oh... that's so baaaaddd! :-) Funny... but bad!

Have a fantastic Thursday.

Gramma Ann said...

Great! It's makes us stop and think, we all came from the same mold, and variety adds spice to our lives.

Reader Wil said...

That's a very great joke indeed! Thanks for the laugh!

Gramma Ann said...

Patty, I took your advice and googled Awesome Corner, Iowa and it seems my blog is the only mention of it. LOL... I will have to do as you suggested and ask someone at the business if they know how it got it's name.

Margaret Cloud said...

This is very funny and I enjoyed it.

Rosy said...

Ha Ha Ha This one is great and it is so bad all at the same time.

Renie Burghardt said...

HAHA, well this will make some laugh and offend some. All is fair in the joke business.

I hear you did get a lot of rain, and then you went out and moved? You are amazing, Patty!

Have a good night.

Renie