Saturday, July 25, 2009

Do you think this is really what she wanted??LOL

In those last minutes


A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.

One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, "I'm too young to die," she cried. Then she yelled, "If I'm going to die, I want my last
minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?"

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a man from the South stood up in the rear of the plane. He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest. She gasped...

Then, he spoke...

"Iron this--and then get me a beer."

5 comments:

Tom said...

Ha!.... excellent joke Patty..
I wish for a great weekend for you and Abe, and want you to know that I thank you for sharing posts, comments, visits.. but most of all friendship. Looking forward to carrying it all on next week.

Pat - Arkansas said...

Shades of "All in the Family!" That guy sounds like Archie Bunker! :)

kavita said...

No wonder....i have no problem feeling like a woman all the time...lol.Good one.

mommanator said...

I've finally caught up on the posts I've missed in the past week, they were all pretty funny!

Sunny said...

Too funny!
Sunny :)