Monday, July 13, 2009

Part 1...

Useful Work Phrases

1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.

6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

13. No, my powers can only be used for good.


Abe Lincoln said...

I must say that these are almost expected. "I don't know what your problem is but I'll bet it is hard to pronounce" is a winner. "Flypaper for freaks" is good too, almost like I am stuck on it. It keeps going through my head.

Brenda said...

Ha...could be t-shirts statements.

Granny on the Web said...

... a touch of the facetious here I think. Lol
Worth making a note of for future use.

Love Granny

Tom said...

I love Number 7 Patty.. and giggle at them all.
Thanks for stopping by and leaving such nice comments.. I always look forward to seeing yours and of course Abes name popping up.


Lolade said...

Happy anniversary Ma'am. Many more years to come your way both...

Abe Lincoln said...

Thank you very much for visiting my Gobsmacks blog and for the comment you left me there. I'll give you a big hug and wet kiss tonight when you get done with the supper dishes.

Renie Burghardt said...

These are pretty good. I like this one "The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist." Haha.

Abe got me interested in checking out his Gobsmacks with his schmaltzie comment. Tee Hee.

Have a good evening.


Priyanka Khot said...

I had been having the worst ever morning in office. And now I plan to use several of these statements against people who are annoying me LOL. Thanks. :-)

Twisted Fencepost said...

Flypaper for freaks.....that could be used in so many ways.
I'll have to remember that one.