1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You 're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: 'How's my driving-call 1- 800-'.
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from 'outer space.'
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy..
10 The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
11 comments:
Dear Patty, Thanks for your visit
and comments. Glad the sheep joke didn't shock you. It sounds very like the one you had seen befor with a pig farmer, even down to loading themselves into the truck and one honking the horn.
Glad you got your mowing done before the rain. I hope your hair looks nice and it will be cooler.
You have a busy time with appointments, and I hope all the news is good. Not long before your eye surgery and everyone says it is not as bad as we fear.
Take great care, my friend,
Love, Merle.
Oh so funny! My grandson use to say to me, Grandma I'm going to take away your 'Estrogen', if I got to talkative. LOL.. Or another of his famous saying to me was, I'm going to take away your 'Iced Tea' also, if I got to talkative. I think I'm talking to much already, no more tea this morning! ;)
Thinking about men.
am thinking about it.....???? and i think i can let go this round . lol.
Patty,
LOL....I hope to pass this one on.
Just starting my own blog, love yours and Abe's.
#3: I was wondering about that. I've noticed that since I moved to this new apartment, all the stuff in the closet seems to have shrunk a little bit, even some of my shoes! I'm pretty sure it's the drywall releasing some clothes-shrinking chemicals.
Only a woman who has experienced these days knows the truth behind them. Ha....
Is there something wrong with adding chocolate chips to my cheese omelet? Haha.
Have a nice evening.
Renie
Yes, truth can be funny!!!
Think of you often, but not getting around to blogging as often as I used to....
Tonight, I'm trying to catch up.
LOL;Wanda
I can definitely relate to several of these, Patty.
Does this mean I need to see into getting some meds? tee hee
Ok, that would have been funnier if I hadn't answered YES to 8 out of 10 of those! Oy!
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