Friday, August 21, 2009


A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.


Granny on the Web said...

Well at least he paid his debt. Serves the woman right anyway!!!

Love Granny

Anonymous said...

Bob - naughty clever chap.

kavita said...

HA haa.....friendly neighbourhood.

Reader Wil said...

Don't trust your neighbours!

Denise said...

Bob is a very clever but devious individual ;)

Diane said...


Renie Burghardt said...

Haha, wonder if she was a blonde?

I hope all is well with you and Abe. Have a good night, Patty.


Tomate Farcie said...

Don't open the door wearing a towel!! :)