Monday, August 03, 2009

You have to laugh at this one.

Catholic Golf

Catholic or not you have to laugh at this one.

A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf.

The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said "Shit, I missed."

The good Sister told him to watch his language.

On his next swing, he missed again. "Shit, I missed."

"Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," the nun said tartly..

The priest promised to do better and the round continued.

On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed.

Sister is really mad now and says, "Father John, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that."

On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again. "Shit, I missed."

A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks.

And from the sky comes a booming voice .......


"Shit, I missed".


12 comments:

Hobo ........ ........ ........ said...

Another brother stays above may be.

kavita said...

Laugh out louder....it is very very funny.Good one Patty.

cherie said...

haha - i am a Catholic, but thank goodness i didn't miss the pun on this one, hahahaha! thank you, ms. patty!

dyanna said...

This is so funny!
Have a nice day.

mommanator said...

yikes thats funny!

Reader Wil said...

Ha, ha... That's not what I expected!

Brenda said...

You can find some good ones Patty!

Margaret Cloud said...

This is very funny but too bad the right person did not get struck. Hope you had a good weekend.

Renie Burghardt said...

Pretty funny!

Have a good night.

Rosy said...

Good one...ha ha ha really good ha ha ha

Tomate Farcie said...

Hahahaha! I laughed out loud! thanks!

Jack and Joann said...

Now that is funny. LOL in Virgina!