Thursday, September 10, 2009

I wonder, do you suppose kids did answer questions this way? And if they did, what were the kids ages??

Quiz for Kids...

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? e.g.abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the Borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one.)
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Cesarean Section"
A: The Cesarean Section is a district in Rome

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.


Jack and Joann said...

I think some adult did this as a play on words. I don't buy it as kid created. First of all who would ask a young child to define a Ceaserean section.

Arkansas Patti said...

You mean there are dead sheep and canoeists in my water? Eeww.

Gramma Ann said...

When my granddaughter send this to me, I replied back to her that I think this was an adult with to much time on their hands. I don't think some of these things kids would even know about. I agree with Jack and Joann, why would anyone ask a young child to define a Caesarean section, anyway? I think it was adults trying to be funny.

Patty said...

I agree, most SMALL kids wouldn't know, but kids in 5th. grade on know a lot of things anymore, sometimes I'm amazed what our 9yr. old Granddaughter says.

I do believe kids know more now a days then when we were small.

Most small children wouldn't connect the word Cesarean Section" with anything to do with Rome.

nituscorner said...

hey patty am rolling with laughter. i loved it. very witty answers. i would say.

Margaret Cloud said...

Very funny, but I am with the others I think this came from an adult, but I really liked the process of water one. Thank you for coming by, have a nice weekend, hope you are not as busy as last weekend. How was it at the doctors today?

Renie Burghardt said...

I agree with you Patty, kids today are really more knowledgable than we were. The one about how to keep milk from going sour might have come from a really young one. They are all funny, nevertheless.

Hope you and Abe are doing well.

dyanna said...

I love them.They are so funny.

Babli said...

I liked your post very much. Its very interesting and also funny. I enjoyed a lot.

Valerie said...

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

OMG Save me from this. Grins.
All these may have been devised by adults trying to be funny, but they're still amusing. Hmmm except the one above.

The Mulligan Family said...

Out of the mouths of babes!