Friday, September 25, 2009

So sue me, I'm bad today

Lady from New York

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.

An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.

'What did you do to get that Indian so excited?' asked the service-station attendant.

'Nothing,' the woman answered.. 'I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off.'

'Lady,' the attendant said, 'Indians don't use saddles'


Twisted Fencepost said...

Bet she'll think twice about grabbing another saddle horn. tee hee

Patti said...

Thats baaaaaaaaad! LOL.
Have a great day!

Gramma Ann said...

LOL....; )

The 4th Sister said...

too much

Arkansas Patti said...

So that is how the West was won?

Renie Burghardt said...

There went one purty happy American Indian!!! Hahaha!

Happy weekend!

We finally had a beautiful sunny day, after a couple of days of rain, and the weekend promises to be just as perfect!