Sunday, September 06, 2009

These made me smile!

Angels as explained by children

I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold. - Gregory, age 5

Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it - Olive, age 9

It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to Heaven, and then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes. - Matthew, age 9

Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else.- Mitchell, age 7

My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science. - Henry, age 8

Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!! - Jack, age 6

Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead. - Daniel, age 9

When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath again, somewhere there's a tornado. - Reagan, age 10

Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go south for the winter. - Sara, age 6

Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good carpenter. -Jared, age 8

All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't go for it. - Antonio, age 9

My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth. - Ashley ~ age 9

Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the child get over it. - Vicki, age 8

What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them.


kavita said...

Angels on angles....surely made me smile...even my angel was not good in science but later picked up.

Kathleen said...

My 4 year old grandson keeps me on my toes these days and such a joy.He comes up with some good ones I should write down and save for him.
Thanks for these and hope you are having a great Labor Day weekend!

Twisted Fencepost said...

Cute how kids get all those Bible stories mixed together.

Renie Burghardt said...

These are really cute! My favorite one is: My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth.

Hope your weekend is going well.


Margaret Cloud said...

This is such a sweet post, I just loved it. Thank you for coming by.

Wanda said...

How darling..... From the mouth of babes....

Anonymous said...

These are really cute angles :) i liked the grand ma angel a lot.

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dyanna said...

"I wear a coat of angels' breath and warm myself with His love."

Denise said...

How wonderful, out of the mouths of babes.

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ These are so cute and lovely. Kids tell it how it is.
Never get tired of reading what they say. Take care, Love, Merle.