Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors." The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read, "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to "Catatonics and High Colonics." No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Thumbs down again.
Then came "Minds and Behinds." Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes." Unacceptable again!
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts." Not a chance. "Nuts and Butts?" No way. "Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go. "Loons and Moons?" Forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
Everyone loved it.
11 comments:
Very funny. I just loved minds and behinds but what they ended up with was perfect.
LOLZ....how innovative one could get with sigh boards...just great!!
Good Morning Patty, thank you for my early morning chuckle. Have a great weekend.
Oh, hahahaa--I'm going to share THIS one with my husband too--too funny!
Thank you for the grins this morning. I needed that! Have a wonderful weekend!
LOL I will never look at that expression again without being reminded of this joke. Peace
I like that one too.
You've made my day!
That was cute and funny. I guess Odds and Ends was the best in the end. But, the others were to funny.
I liked Minds and Behinds the best, but Odds and Ends was good, too. Very funny. I'll have to share this one.
Have a nice evening, Patty.
Renie
Dear Patty ~~ That was too funny and
I really lol. Odds and ends could be anything.
Thanks for your comments and I am really looking forward to my brother
coming to visit, usually once a year.
We have become very close since our parents died. Guess we are all we've got!! Take care, dear friend,
Love, Merle.
I'd say they were very creative doctors.
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