Wednesday, November 04, 2009

I like this come back answer

Father of the year!

A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."



22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah! Wouldn't that be something.

Alan Burnett said...

Nice one. Made me chuckle on a cold, wet morning.

vickie said...

Funny -Sometimes though I ask that question like are these boys all yours. I'd better watch it.
vickie

Arkansas Patti said...

Do love a snappy comeback.

Helen said...

Cute! Some people are just naturally nosy. Helen

Gigi Ann said...

That was a funny come back!

Pam S. said...

If this had been Bill Engvall telling this story, he would have added one more sentence to this story: "Here's Your Sign".

Hope you have a great day!

Brenda said...

That was a funny one...hehe!

Shionge said...

Heheheh...so cute :) Which brand? ;)

dyanna said...

Great joke! I loved it!

Cheryl said...

What a good come-back answer. Love it.

Sunny said...

I love funny come backs.
Sunny :)

Margaret Cloud said...

This made my smile for the day. Thanks for coming by, have a nice day.

Wanda said...

Wish I had such a quick wit!!

I always think of cute and clever answers weeks later.


Thanks for you interesting comment about kicking off your shoes... or I should say... Not kicking off your shoes.

I have several pairs of slippers too.

I will be visiting the Elizabeth this week and taking her some banana bread. I spoke shortly to her the other day over the fence. Now that my energy is back, I plan to see her more often. When I do, I'll post about it.

LOL:Wanda

Charles said...

That's a good one. We once had a worker at Shell station here that could really think on her toes like that. Especially when she had to ID someone for beer, etc. She would always get person to laugh about their pic on license; something like wrong shirt, hair, etc. We always think of her, when we think later of what we could have said.

Sunny said...

Haha, that's a good one Patty :) Thankyou!

Renie Burghardt said...

Haha, that WAS a funny comeback!

Enjoy your evening.

Time to hit the hay soon, and watch TV in bed.

Renie

Unknown said...

ha ha ha

claude said...

Funny, Patty !
Congratulations for your award
In south east of France there is a city named Condom.

Anonymous said...

Nobody from Orphan's home boarded the plane. Thank God.

Twisted Fencepost said...

Funny, Patty! I'll bet the person asking the question had wished they'd kept their inquiries to themself. tee hee

Tomate Farcie said...

Must have been a defective batch ;)