The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to Gault. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "
Gault nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased close behind by the rancher's prize bull.
" Your badge. Show him your BADGE!!!"
20 comments:
That's what you get by being 'mightier than thou'!
I hope he was well and truly horned.
Love Granny
Makes a good case for listening to advice from those in the know!
Just too funny.
What a great reply that rancher had!
VICKIE
Another good one. Thanks for the laughter.
Wonderful Patty, what a hoot. Just love these funny stories you get and so nice of you to share them to start our day off with a smile. Thank you! Have a great week.
I loved that. Revenge really is sweet.
Cute LOL. Helen
I'll have to show this to our next door neighbor who is at the DEA head office in D.C. LOL! But my neighbor doesn't fit the description of this other guy. He is Mr. Nice.
Some people have to learn the hard way...Ha!
LOL... funny.
Oh, this is hysterical. Especially since my husband is a retired detective;) Funny!
(guffaw) Oh, that is just TOO funny! Heehee--that was a hoot. I'm going to send this to my brother-in-law who is a retired police chief. (grin)
Very funny and that's no bull!
Sunny :)
ha ha ha...good one.
Thanks for the tip at how the pies.
As far as the cake goes...well we already ate it. lol
Funny! My older son is a police officer in Cleveland are, he will get a kick out of this one. Am on my new laptop, but not used to the new WindowS YET. Having a wonderful time with granddaughters. Have a good Tuesday.
Haha. Thanks for brightening my day!
love it!
*snicker* Good one, Patty! *snicker*snicker*
That'lll teach him to get rid of the chip on his shoulder and ask "WHY"!
Hahahahahah... loved this one! Hilarious.
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Hahahaha!!! Good one! :)
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