Friday, December 25, 2009

Kids and Gifts

10 Signs Your Kids Don't Like Their Christmas Presents...

10. There's something half-hearted about the way they say, "Oh wow -- Q- Tips".

9. They spend Christmas morning making up games involving wrapping paper.

8. They hire a Gambino family hit man to break Santa's kneecaps.

7. You see them trying to shove everything back up the chimney.

6. Spelled out in Legos on the front lawn are the words "You're Cheap!!!".

5. Moments after they unwrap gifts, you see them for sale on E-Bay.

4. Your son simply refuses to understand why you couldn't get him two hours alone with Cindy Crawford.

3. They cite your gifts as a major factor in their decision to convert to Islam.

2. You wake up and find the head of Elmo in your bed.

1. They ask, "Where'd you buy this stuff -- Crap `R' Us?"
Be The Next Sherlock Holmes and


Twisted Fencepost said...

And all those gifts would go right back where they came from! LOL

Renie Burghardt said...

Ungrateful little tykes! LOL.

Hope you had a nice Christmas.

I am tired!

Christmas Hugs,


Denise said...

Now that's funny!

dyanna said...

“There's more, much more, to Christmas Than candlelight and cheer; It's the spirit of sweet friendship That brightens all year. It's thoughtfulness and kindness, It's hope reborn again, For peace, for understanding, And for goodwill to men!”

Beth Niquette said...

Egad! Phew! From this list, I think we were successful this year!

I made everything--among other things, I made little sketch books the size of one's palms. They're so pretty--I used old wallpaper samples.

One of my daughters actually says she wants to collect 'em. HUGE compliment, to be sure. (grin)