Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Perhaps that's why they have them in the aisles now. LOL

Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge...


A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled.

"Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry....we can't hire you."

"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"

"Really? Great! Show me!"

So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.

"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over, the country!"

"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"

"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"


21 comments:

Hobo ........ ........ ........ said...

Now I am thinking of the job of pharmacy salesmen.
Good joke.

Arkansas Patti said...

I love those that I don't see the punch line coming. Thanks for the good morning chuckle.

Gramma Ann said...

Funny!

kavita said...

ROFL...OMG,this is a new one ,never heard this one before..i am banging on my table,its sooooo funny.

Vickie's Michigan Garden (my backyard) said...

I'm like Arkansas Patti I didn't know where it was going -good one.
vickie

shooting star said...

hahahha....this is a real gud one..i coudnt stop laughing!!!

madcobug said...

Very cute. Helen

Pat - Arkansas said...

That ending really sneaked up on me! Funny!

dyanna said...

Funny joke. I did not know this one!

Cheryl said...

I'm with Arkansas Patti!

Sunny said...

LOL...haven't heard that one! Funny!
Sunny :)

Brenda said...

hahahahahah...that was FUNNY!

reanaclaire said...

LOL... another joke of the day.. thanks Patty for enlightening.. .

Renie Burghardt said...

Hahaha! Very funny!

What a cold, windy blustery day. Didn't even go to the Chinese. Just too cold to get out. At least no snow, and there is always another day.

Stay warm!

Renie

Babli said...

Very very funny and nice post. Enjoyed very much.

√ Abraham Lincoln said...

I liked this one when you read it to me.

claude said...

I like very much your jokes, Patty !

Beth Niquette said...

(guffaw) Ah how funny! Earthy humor just hits the spot this afternoon.

Margaret Cloud said...

I will remember not to wink when asking for an aspirin, very funny.

Tomate Farcie said...

Hahahaha!!! It is way past midnight here, and I just burst out laughing!!!

Twisted Fencepost said...

*snicker*snicker* Funny, Patty.
Makes you wonder what was going through the interviewer's mind.