The following are some of the favorite grin/groans according to a poll of 4000 Brits.
You be the judge!
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize
What goes oh, oh, oh?
Santa walking backwards
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
What did Adam yell on the day before Christmas?
'It's Christmas, Eve!'
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert ?
What do you call a man with brown paper trousers?
Russell (Not sure what this one means, must mean something in GB.)
How did the human cannonball lose his job?
He got fired
Why don't ducks tell jokes when they're flying?
Because they would quack up
What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?
What happened to the turkey at Christmas?
It got gobbled
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
What's the fastest thing in the water?
A motor pike
Why did the skeleton go alone to the New Year's Eve party?
He had no body to go with
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
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