Monday, January 11, 2010

Audlt Joke

Take My A$$ To Jail

A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia / West Virginia State line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Beckley, WV to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him. While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy from West Virginia got out, watched the performance briefly, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car and opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, 'You might as well take my a$$ to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.'



15 comments:

Arkansas Patti said...

Ah, that was laugh out loud. Love it.

nituscorner said...

that was class patty. hahaha!!!!

madcobug said...

LOL cute one. Helen

Sunny said...

I love your quote of the day for "today." :) So true.

Keep warm and eat warm food . :)

Beth Niquette said...

(guffaw) Oh, that is just hilarious! Thank you! I needed that! ((hugs)) (grin)

Margaret Cloud said...

This was funny, I couldn't juggle two things, ha, ha. Have a nice week.

Cheryl said...

Another good one!

Sunny said...

You started my afternoon off with a good laugh! Thanks!
Sunny :)

Mental P Mama said...

LOLOLOLOL!

√ Abraham Lincoln said...

I wouldn't show you in full dress with house slippers and all, outside shoveling snow. LOL

Renie Burghardt said...

Hahaha! Funny one.

Aw, come on Abe, show us that picture.

Stay warm and safe!

Pat - Arkansas said...

Hehehehehe! Cute!

Gramma Ann said...

Funnnnny!!!

Granny on the Web said...

Maybe there's a ploy there for traffic cops to make this mandatory.

Very sassy Patty.
Love Granny

Twisted Fencepost said...

The good ole boy would have to move over cause I couldn't pass that test...drunk or sober!