Saturday, January 30, 2010

Is this true?

When Girls Drink Too Much...

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woohoo" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.

4. In our last bathroom visit, we realize that we now look more homeless than the goddess we were just four hours ago.

5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much.

6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "oh my god! I love this song"

7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.

8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin.

10. We think we are in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)

11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it.

12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.


Arkansas Patti said...

The fact that I could relate to entirely too many of those moments was why I quit drinking 35 years ago.
The thinking I was the best dancer in the world and could actually sing was my favorite myth.

Denise said...

I hope not ;) I never want to think the floor is my pillow but I thank you for the early morning chuckle.

Anonymous said...

Secret is out - hurrrraayyy!!!
Thankyou Thankyou Thankyou

Beth Niquette said...

Goooooodness! I don't think I've ever done any of these--I know people who have, though.

It's not a pretty sight! Maybe it's seeing folks do stuff like that that's caused me to think twice.

Cheryl said...

Hmmm....this makes me think of several "reality shows" that are big right now! Have a great weekend!

The 4th Sister said...

I remember from days gone by....these things were even true then...

Twisted Fencepost said...

Sadly, I know and have known people with all of these alcohol related fantasies.