The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.- Mad Magazine
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.- Frank Hubbard
There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.- Jack Yelton
I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.- Pablo Picasso
Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.- Jane Austen
The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.- Katherine Whitehorn
Never work just for money or for power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night.- Marian Wright Edelman
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.- Robert Frost
A penny saved is a penny earned.- Benjamin Franklin
Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.- Norman Vincent Peale
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.- Samuel Butler
He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses much more; He who loses faith, loses all.- Eleanor Roosevelt
If you want to feel rich, just count the things you have that money can't buy.- Proverb
Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.- Jim Rohn
Whoever said money cant buy happiness simply didnt know where to go shopping.- Bo Derek
9 comments:
Some are funny but most are true. I loved "If you want to feel rich, just count the things you have that money can't buy.- Proverb"
The one about doubling your money by folding it and placing it in your pocket should be sent to Washington.
The "How Bad is It" post was a funny one. I found myself LOL. Peace
Enjoyed them all, but I liked the one about the elephant and the umbrella. Thank your for coming by, have a nice weekend.
Hello Patty
Some more funny but true ones there
I think my husband lives by the doubling money and keeping it in your pocket motto lol
Take care
Cathy
Great post about money, Patty.
All of these are really funny and interesting.
Have a beautiful day.
Every month we just make it...these quotes are so great.
Money isn't the essence of life. Living is.
My best to you and Abe, who model the spice of life to the rest of us.
((hus))
Yes, some are funny but as Arkansas Patti said, most are true.
I like that Proverb. Love would be the first on the list.
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