Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TIRES
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
HOURGLASS
An hourglass is female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
16 comments:
Now that's a good laugh to start me off this snowy morning. Thanks Patty.
Ha-ha! I never thought about that before. I bet there are even more.
Sunny :)
Too sad! :)
Gotta love the remote control. Nice way to start the day, chuckling.
Those are cute and very true. Helen
LOL. You had me at freezer bags!
Beautiful, brilliant, Patty! I like this one:An hourglass is female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
Have a great weekend! Take care if the roads are slippery!
(guffaw) OoooOooooooh! That last one was hilarious!!! Thank you, Patty--I needed that!!!!
One feels so unlovely when one has the flu...Heeeheee...
That was so funny. hehe.. I am getting lazy, I come by each day, but, some days I don't leave a comment. I think I am getting to much FBing in, and neglecting my blog hopping.
Dear Patty ~~ I have seen this before, but it is a good one with the reasons why they are male or female. I also liked the quote above.
I hope you are surviving your weather. Mine is much too hot for me. 40C is 104 and 42 is 107.6 and we have 4 more days of it.(I try not to think of any higher than that)
My feet feel like twice the size they should be, so I am about to put them up for a while.
Take care, dear friend,Love Merle.
These were really funny! I never thought of these things like that.
I liked your list, my favorite is the freezer bag.
Margaret, speaking of freezer bags, how is it up North? Probably freezing like here.
Really like the hourglass and the remote control. Very cute!
Oh too funny! Thanks Patty for making my day.
Interesting post :)
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