Saturday, February 06, 2010

Don't know if this is true or not, but funny anyway.

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied,'Well your Honor, it was like this: when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.

She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.

But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'
... I just lost it.'

'CASE DISMISSED!!'

Now keep that smile on your face and pass it on to someone else!!


12 comments:

Denise said...

That was a good early morning chuckle Patty, thank you. Still snowing like the dickens here, how about your way?

Arkansas Patti said...

Will send that on to a friends pregnant daughter and tell her to watch where she sits. LOL

Andy Lai Ser Wei said...

yes.. very funny.. i think the judge found it amusing too!

Steven (Cavite DP) said...

PATTY!!! This is very very funny! Jajajajaja Everyone does have to watch where they sit :)

Steven^^

√ Abraham Lincoln said...

I can't wait for that dinner tomorrow. Wow.

Glad you didn't cripple yourself up shoveling snow and running the snow blower.

Margaret Cloud said...

You know, this would make anyone laugh, very good one.

Renie Burghardt said...

Hahahah! That is a funny one! Wonder if the Judge thought them funny?

So, it sounds like you were out there playing in the snow again, Patty. Take good care, and get some rest.

Renie

Cheryl said...

Oh my Patty! That is so funny.

Wanda said...

YOu just keep me laughing.....

Reader Wil said...

This is indeed hilarious! A great beginning of the day! Thank you!

kenwooi said...

haha.. sue the advertisement signs! =P

kenwooi.com

Twisted Fencepost said...

I don't think I could have contained my laughter either!