1. The Macy's One Day Sale, Flu.
2. The Drivers License Renewal Appointment, 24-Hour Virus.
3. The Friday-Afternoon-Start-The-Weekend-Early Sudden,
Unbearable Stomach Pains.
4. The I'm Looking for a New Job and I Don't Know How Long It's
Going to Take, but I Want To Stay On The Payroll Until Then,
5. The My Boyfriend's Got the Week Off So Suddenly, I'm Too
Contagious To Come In To The Office Disease.
6. The I Need a Hair Cut and My Stylist Doesn't Make Evening
Appointments, Bout of Influenza.
7. The There's No Federal Holidays for Two Months and I Want a,
Day Off Sickness.
8. The It's Spring Break and I Want To Pretend I'm a Teenager,
Again General Ailment.
9. The I've Messed Up Royally and I Won't Come In To Face the
Music, Terminal Illness.
10. The I Really Am Sick and I've Got The Doctor's Bills and the
Completed Medical Expense Reimbursement Forms to Prove It,