Saturday, February 27, 2010

New Breed of Dog

They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso.
The new breed is a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.

They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow.
The new breed is a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.

They crossed a Pointer and a Setter.
The new breed is a Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.

They crossed a Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso.
The new breed is Peekasso, an abstract dog.

They crossed a Irish Water Spaniel and a English Springer Spaniel. The new breed is a Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean.

They crossed a Bloodhound and a Labrador.
The new breed is a Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.

They crossed a Malamute and a Pointer.
The new breed is a Moot Point, owned by..oh, well, it doesn't really matter.

They crossed a Deerhound and a Terrier.
The new breed is a Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.

Hope these bring a smile to your face this morning or any other time.


Anonymous said...

And again I remember frooti. She quit world few weeks back. She was cross-breed too. Cross-breed are intelligent always than usual breed I guess.

Arkansas Patti said...

i just love those and will pass them on. Thanks.

Clytie said...

Okay, I'm now wiping the tears of laughter from my eyes, and reading these out loud to my mom. We are both enjoying these immensely!

Wanda said...

I noticed they didn't cross a Shih Tzu with anything.... Molly is glad!

Very cute...

The Mulligan Family said...

Love the deerhound and terrier combo. Too funny!

Hope you and Abe are well. We've been busy busy - although I can't even say with what. Just the daily grind! But - all is good with us in Oregon.

Cheers, Cindy

Renie Burghardt said...

Haha, very cute. My favorite new breed is the Derriere!

Happy Sunday!

Anna said...

Patty they definitely do bring smile to my face, lol. I will take an abstract dog then, and you know would be nice to see how they look too. Thanks for the smiles again. Anna :)

Patti said...

Who comes up with this??? So cute.
Thanks for your note about Ben.

Margaret Cloud said...

These are very nice, my favorite is the Bloodhound and Labrador.

Beth Niquette said...

I'm smiling!!! Heehee..thank you!

Twisted Fencepost said...

Hahaha, Collapso! That's a good one. Loved this post!