Words for Women to Live By
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the *itch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt.. A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
9 Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny..
11. When life gives you lemons - buy some Coronas.
12. Forget about the perfect man - he's living in San Fran with his boyfriend.
13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
14. If it has tires or testicles it's gonna give you trouble.
15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.
'Good friends are like stars...You don't always see them, but you know they are always there'. 'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today'.
Now smile and send to any girl wasting time working, suffering from a hangover, or just suffering from life that might need a reason to smile!
8 comments:
Very nice wise words and funnier not so wise words...lol.
Funny stuff. And true;)
I live by #2 with shoes and clothes. Not a very imaginative wardrobe but comfortable.
I especially love number 15--it's SO true! (grin) Have a lovely day, Patty.
My favorite is #8. I always say, "I live in my own little bubble." #6 is my next favorite, again I always say, "Deal with it!"
They were all funny and fun.
These are great and funny. I especially liked #5, 12 and 15 but all were good.
Patty, I hope you don't mind, but, I borrowed this post, it was to cute to pass it by. Thanks, I loved it.
Ha! #12 is SO funny!
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