Saturday, March 13, 2010

Adult Post

BEER BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS


A handful of 7 year old children were asked 'What they thought of beer'. Some interesting responses, but the last one is especially touching.

'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.'--Tim, 7 years old

'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice. '--Melanie, 7 years old

'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'--Grady, 7 years old

''My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'--Toby, 7 year old

'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.--Sarah, 7 years old

'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.'--Lilly, 7 years old

'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'
--Ethan, 7 years old

'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
--Shirley, 7 years old

AND THE BEST RESPONSE

'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'--Jack, 7 years


11 comments:

Arkansas Patti said...

Funny but also terribly sad for the children.

jinksy said...

Wonder how the kid's views will change when they get to drink the stuff? LOL

Clytie said...

Oops, I knew there was a reason I hate beer!

Babli said...

Very nice and lovely. I hate beer and I hope the children should be careful about it. Its really sad.

Mental P Mama said...

Lawsy!

reanaclaire said...

Innocent but they are true... cute kids!

Tom said...

Ha! these are funny Patty... but as others say behind this humour these sadness...

Nice to stop by Patty and say hello... I've been and caught up with Abe's blogs and he's certainly on form again...

All the best to you

Tom

Renie Burghardt said...

Well, out of the mouths of babes....funny and sad.

Have a nice evening, Patty.

Hobo ........ ........ ........ said...

Each person react as per her/his consumption.

Margaret Cloud said...

I read some where that kids learn to drink when they drink the beer from cans or bottles that have been left over from the night before. Very nice post.

Twisted Fencepost said...

Ya want the truth....just ask a kid!