Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Funny. Short. Different.

Hey, I just happened to notice, the title for this post sounds like my description. LOL!!

I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, "Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you make."
Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friend's house. Knowing his sweet tooth, Tommy's mother looked straight into his eyes and said, "I hope you didn't ask for a second piece of cake."

"No, but I asked Mrs. Smith for the recipe so you could make some like it, and she gave me two more pieces without asking."
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed and said to my son, "We should pray."

From the back seat I heard his earnest request: "Please, God, don't let those cars block the entrance to McDonald's."
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass produced by unskilled labor.


Anonymous said...

These are all funny. I took to my wife and i had words but I didn't get to use mine. LOL

Arkansas Patti said...

Loved the Will Rogers quote. I had a friend who had inherited a foul mouthed parrot and knew it had to stay with her as no one would believe it had not learned from her.

Brenda said...

I liked what you said at the beginning best. Funny, short, different....sounds like my description. Ha...sounds like mine also!

Margaret Cloud said...

These were good, I especially like the McDonald's one

Sunny said...

Thanks for a good giggle. The McDonald's one made me laugh!
Sunny :)

dyanna said...

These are very cute and funny.I like them.
Have a nice day.

Mental P Mama said...

LOLs all around;)

Denise said...

Can always count on you to put a smile on my face when I leave Patty. Thank you :)

Renie Burghardt said...

These are funny, Patty, especially the last one! Unskilled labor--He He!

Went to the Chinese Buffet today. Yummo!

Beth Niquette said...

Hahaaa...I liked the one about you and the title best!!!

I will indeed tell our little Malaya "Happy Birthday" from the Lincolns. (grin) She is the apple of my eye.

I thank you, too for your kind words about the loss of our kitty.


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Wanda said...

Those are good, Patty.... I laughed at Abe's comment!!

ChrisJ said...

We need all the funny jokes we can get. Thanks for posting them.

Twisted Fencepost said...

Good ones, Patty!

Cheryl said...

Good for a chuckle!