Monday, April 05, 2010

Bubba and his new truck

One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.

Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

' Bubba, where'd you git that truck?!?'

' Tammie give it to me' Bubba replied.

'She give it to ya?

I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya,but a new truck?'

'Well, Jimmy Jones, let me tell you what happened. We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres. Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,

'Bubba, take whatever you want.'

So I took the truck! '

'Bubba, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!'


Reader Wil said...

Ha,ha....clever man! You make me smile and that's what I needed today!

Shionge said... fellow too :)

Happy Easter :D

jinksy said...

A truly groanworthy joke...

kavita said...

ROFL...Dumb and Dumber !!good one..hee.

Clytie said...

Snicker. A cute story to bring a smile this morning. Thank you!

Wanda said...

Truck was a GOOD decision!!!

Renie Burghardt said...

Hahaha! I got to show this joke to my older son Joe, who is arriving around 6pm, from Ohio, for a few days.

Hope you had a nice Easter.

Bunny Hugs, a little late,


Margaret Cloud said...

Sounds like a couple lunk heads. You made me smile for today. Thanks for coming by.

madcobug said...

Very funny LOL. Helen

Beth Niquette said...

(giggle) That is just too funny!