Thursday, April 01, 2010

Received in my e-mail (What better day then today to post)

Gotta Love This Judge

'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you. '

You must read this a proper decision by the courts for a change.

FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida, an atheist created a case against the Upcoming Easter and Passover days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the Ruling , "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays."

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."

The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned.

You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!
This is too good not to forward.

11 comments:

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ Thanks for your comments and I hope the specialists
can work out what is next for me.
I do not want an operation. I had
googled the two diseases I have.
The bronchiectasis sounds as though
they may be able to help with it.
The aneurysm is another story.
That Judge was very clever.
Take care dear friend, and have a
wonderful Easter with family.
Love, Merle.

Margaret Cloud said...

This was a good one. There must be a lot of people enjoying today, you know what they say, "there is a fool born every minute", ha, ha.

kavita said...

Funny and true...enjoyed it.Thanks,Patty.

Wanda said...

What a great April 1st post.


Gotta love the Judge.

Abraham said...

Thanks for coming over, Patty. I am glad you got to see the April Fools Day post about you. love you.

Lady Di Tn said...

Patty
My little brother sent me this one and I thought if true the Judge earns his robe and title. Peace

Renie Burghardt said...

Haha, good judgement!

Happy April!

Renie

Denise said...

Brilliant! Happy Easter Patty :)

dyanna said...

Very funny.
Have a great Easter.

Beth Niquette said...

Wow--that is so cool. I LIKED this one a lot!

Zena said...

EXCEllent! I twittered it!