Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Adult Content

A must read for Grandparents...
(Those who aren't will love it, too.)

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?' The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?' The little boy nodded 'yes'.

'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a p*cker-head. Do you understand all that?' The little boy nodded 'yes' again.

He continued, 'And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb a**' is it?' The little boy shook his head 'NO'.

'GOOD', said the coach. 'Now go over there and explain all that to your Grandmother.

Can't you see some little old Grandmother doing that? Especially if she looked like Maxine. LOL


Cheryl said...

Oh this was great Patty. Yes, I can definitely see Maxine sitting in the stands...hope Abe's tests go well.

Renie Burghardt said...

Heh, heh, yep, Maxine would be that kind of grandma!

Hope Abe gets stronger and more energetic with each day.

Have a nice evening, Patty.


Margaret Cloud said...

This is funny, I can just picture Maxine.

Shionge said...

Heheheheh....kekokele in China hahhaha....le is happy :)

Terra said...

That is a funny twist, yes, it could be Maxine. I came over to visit when Random Hearts mentioned you today.

Beth Niquette said...

Oh, that is just TOOOOoooo funny! LOVE Maxine!

Patti said...

I coached "Pigtail" softball for a few years......the grandmas were the worst to deal with.