Friday, May 28, 2010

Adult Joke

Thought you'd get a kick out of this!

My neighbor found out that her dog ( a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the chemist and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady went to the chemist and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist says, "Well stay off your bicycle for about a week."

11 comments:

Sunny said...

Hahaha! I needed a laugh to start the day.
Hope Abe is feeling better. Have a lovely weekend.
☼ Sunny

Arkansas Patti said...

Getting adjusted on meds is a tedious process but they will eventually get it right. Know it is rough on you both.
Cute joke that I had seen before but laughed again. Thanks.

Patti said...

Hilarious!!!!
How's Abe doing?

Renie Burghardt said...

Hahaha! Another funny one. I'll have to tell this one to Eileen who used to have a Schnauzer dog. Hehe.

Hope Abe is coming along well and feeling much better.

Have a good evening, Patty.

Renie

The Mulligan Family said...

Glad that Abe is home. I hope that adjusting the meds goes smoothly and that his visit next week to the Dr goes well.

Have a wonderful Memorial Day weekend.
Cheers, Cindy

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ I hope they can get Abe's blood-work to
what they want it.Very soon.
Good joke that one, lol.
I am glad you liked my flowers, teddy-bears and cards, so I was thoroughly spoilt. Take care dear friend
Love, Merle.

Clytie said...

I'm so glad I read this early in the morning - no one heard me snort.

Margaret Cloud said...

Tell Abe I wish him all the luck on his tests.

dyanna said...

Ha ha ...Very funny.

reanaclaire said...

Never mind the pharmacist.. lol...

Beth Niquette said...

(guffaw) This one makes me laugh, Patty!

I'm praying for Abe's continued recovery--regulating medications is always a touchy thing.

((hugs))