Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Blonde Joke Time

But this is one smart cookie.

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer.

She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $6,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind Of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at The blond for using a £120,000 Benz as collateral against a £6,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $6,000 and the interest, which comes to $19.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow$£6,000?"

The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $19.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally... a smart blonde joke.




11 comments:

Arkansas Patti said...

Was that quote by your Abe or the Abe? Good one.
Finally a smart blonde:)

reanaclaire said...

this is definitely not a dumb blonde...lol.. nice one.. gave me a new idea!

madcobug said...

Smart gal. Maybe doing such as that is how she got rich LOL. Helen

Wanda said...

How nice, I know a few smart blonds!

Lady Di Tn said...

LOL I needed a funny story. thanks Peace

~mel said...

Now that's one smart blonde! I knew there were more of us out there. Thanks for sharing.

Shionge said...

So smart...so proud of her, for once she proved that blondes are not dumb afterall kekekek...

Clytie said...

Hmmm must be a natural blonde!

It's the chemicals in the blonde dye that blonde the brain, right?

Renie Burghardt said...

Ha! A smart blond! Like Mel, I knew there were more of us out there, too! Haha.

claude said...

Hello patty !
I come on your blog evey day but sometimes Google translater do not want to help me. But this morning I have understood your post.
Funny story.

Margaret Cloud said...

Well, it is about time, she knew what she was doing.