Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Mamma Needs A New Pair Of Shoes

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.

She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement.

Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Dang it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

7 comments:

Margaret Cloud said...

This is by far the best blonde joke lately.

Arkansas Patti said...

Dang, I couldn't find one wearing shoes either:)) Former blonde here.

Beth Niquette said...

(guffaw) I LOVE blonde jokes. I am a blonde--and I collect them.

I'll let you in on a little secret, though--while everyone thinks blondes are brainless, we're taking over the world. It's the perfect disguies....

(grin)

Mental P Mama said...

Oh this is a good one!!!

Lady Di Tn said...

I just love blonde jokes. Thanks for sharing. Peace

Renie Burghardt said...

LOL. Good one, Patty.

Clytie said...

Hmmmm I think I saw an alligator wearing shoes once - but they were pink patent leather high heels ... probably took them off a silly blonde!