Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
Full Name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.
Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
Independent: How we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say.
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
Show Off: A child who is more talented than yours.
Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with saliva.
Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
Two-Minute Warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar-grunting noises.
Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.
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(Full Name: What you call your child when you're mad at him)
HA Ha Ha...
Nice. Thanks for sharing.
Once again, starting my day with a smile, giggle, and chortle!
Late getting here but now I am in a good mood for my bath.
Laughed out loud at most. Very clever.
Oh my, how I love these! Happy Mother's Day Patty.
Lol Patty some of them are so so true, at least what I have experienced, lol, - 'Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.' oh that happens to me all the time.
Anna :)
You always post great stuff that cheer my day.Thank you !
Loved that video. Happy Mother's Day. Helen
lol... yes, that was what i normally do when i get angry with my kids.. full name, Please!! then they know..
Happy Mother's Day to you Patty :D
Oh what a laugh! Needed that today.
Oh how cute! Especially that last one. We used to have a character running around our house--his name was anybody. Hmmmm....wonder if whodunit and anybody are related?
Good post, hope you had a nice Mother's Day.
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