I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks,
Bob
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Very funny! Thanks for the comment on my blog. Helen
Yes indeed...
He should definitely take it back to the dealer. Harleys can be such finicky little beasts! Snicker.
Not quite what getting your priorities right means... LOL :)
I guess Abby did not know whether to laugh or cry. Harleys always trump wives. LOL Peace
Ha, ha! I expected some drama! This man deserves to be treated badly!LOL.
I haven't been around much either, but I often think of you! Thanks for the beautiful e-mals. I file all the photos of the slide presentations you sent to me. So you are also very busy, so am I. I had visitors for a couple of weeks. It was lovely! More visitors coming in August! Busy, busy....!!
Oh how funny. Of course anyone who thinks they can hide behind a Harley is a bit suspect mentally.
oh my...another one that surprised me
Oh what a good one! They just don't think like us do they?
That's an unexpected ending... I really wanted to know what happened.
OOoh, my goodness--talk about priorities!!!
You can see he is more worried about his Harley than catching his wife in the act. Years ago I use to read Dear Abby.
He needs medication for that ADD problem he has. tee hee
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