Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Remember this the next time you are last in line

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again.

NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE, BE HAPPY.

8 comments:

Arkansas Patti said...

Now that had me scaring the dog with laughter.

Wanda said...

Oh Patty that is just too funny!!!

reanaclaire said...

gosh.. for this type of wishing, yes, better be last.. lol...

Renie Burghardt said...

Being last in line has its rewards! Hehehe.

Clytie said...

Snicker. That is too funny!

The Mulligan Family said...

Love it!

Margaret Cloud said...

I have been last in line many times, this was funny.

Twisted Fencepost said...

*snicker*
I'll bet that one didn't get into Heaven.