Thursday, July 08, 2010

Divorce Farmer John style.

Mr. Farmer John vs. Mrs. Farmer John...


A farmer walks into an attorneys office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asks, May I help you?

The farmer says, Yeah. I want to get one of those dee-vorces.

The attorney asks, Well, do you have any grounds?

The farmer replies, Yeah. I got about 140 acres.

The attorney says, No, you dont understand. Do you have a case?

The farmer says, No, I dont have a Case, but I have a John Deere.

The attorney says, No you dont understand, I mean do you have a grudge?

The farmer says, Yeah, I got a grudge. Thats where I park my John Deere.

The attorney says, No, sir, I mean do you have a suit?

The farmer says, Yessir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.

The exasperated attorney says, Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?

The farmer says, No, sir, we both get up about 4:30.

Finally, the attorney asks, Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?

And the farmer replies, Well, I cain't never have a meaningful conversation with her!

11 comments:

madcobug said...

Hee hee. Helen

Reader Wil said...

No wonder!!! LOL.

mommanator said...

very funny, seems like I have been there a time or two!

Reader Wil said...

Great joke!! We are having a hot day! I stay in my house and drink water.

Reader Wil said...
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Hobo ........ ........ ........ said...

Maybe He is unable to understand what woman want.

Cheryl said...

Good one!

Renie Burghardt said...

LOL! Guess he had a case after all.

Have a good evening.

Renie

Gramma Ann said...

Sounds right to me. haha

dyanna said...

Well, it's understandable. That's why lawyers ask for a big fee.

Twisted Fencepost said...

Funny!
I've know a few people like that in my life.