Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
When you go into court, you are putting yourself In the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
7 comments:
The one that finish last at dining table is the cleverest - They say.
"The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first." Now isn't that the truth. I like the early bird approach myself.
Thank you for sharing Patty.! Can I borrow some for my facebook status.!
Wow these are really funny ones and I do not know which I like best. Lol in the morning. Peace
Yep, I like them all!
I like this one: "The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room." How many times I have found a piece of furniture that way over my lifetime, I don't even care to remember. They are all good. Enjoyed that post today.
I liked them all, especially the shin bone one (ouch).
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