Thursday, July 15, 2010

I wonder if these are true ads?

These are classified ads,
which were actually placed in Newspapers:


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

*** And the WINNER is... ***


FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.....$200 or best offer.
No longer needed; got married last month.
Wife knows Fxxking everything!

12 comments:

Lady Di Tn said...

I do believe they got the winner correctly. lol Peace

Shantanu said...

Haha.. That is so fabulous, especially the gay bull.

Reader Wil said...

Hilarious, funny!! I love these two:
"JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie."

Clytie said...

Another morning giggle! Thank you, Patty!

KleinsteMotte said...

Really funny. Father jumps high fences,eh? Guess that's cause mom was calling. He he he. And does one get the parents with the pups??

Anna said...

Patty I thought this one was a good one :1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog., but the winner is a winner, it really made me laugh, and still laughing as we speak. Hope all is well. Anna :)

Renie Burghardt said...

Wedding dress for sale, worn once, by mistake. Sounds like my ad! Hahaha.

These were great!

Have a good evening, Patty.

Rosy said...

I especially like the wedding dress, they all are great though and I have seen some really strange ads over at craiglists some are really funny.

Thanks for sharing these.

Shionge said...

Hahahah...I like the wedding dress that was worn by mistake though :D

Have a great weekend Patty :D

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ These ads are so good -wonder if anyone bought the Terrier, and the wedding dress was good and the nudist selling washer & dryer.
Glad you liked Lady Di's Redneck church jokes. We have similar people but we don't call them Rednecks here. Probably just Crazies.
I have been going well,until the
return of the awful pain in my leg.
A little better today, got a taxi to have a hair trim. and then the hairdresser insisted on driving me home which was so nice of her.
I am so sorry your brother has an anuerysm and hope he got a good report from the heart doctor.
Take good care my friend. Love, Merle.

Twisted Fencepost said...

Funny, Patty. I think that Sneaky Dog and Super Dog are either related or possibly the same dog. tee hee

Beth Niquette said...

Oooooh, that is so funny!