You and Your Colleagues
1.I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
2.99% of Lawyers give the rest a bad name.
3.42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4.Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
5.Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
6.A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
7.Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
8.How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
9.If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
10.What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
* Ducking and Diving.
A duck walks into a shop, and asks for a red lipstick. The cashier says, "Cash or check?" and the duck says, "Just put it on my bill."
7 comments:
Wonderful smiles for my morning! I hope you are having a good day with tons of smiles for yourself.
really cute. i am kind of guilty of number three.
Now I know I am an anger old woman without enthusiasm. Peace
Now I know I am an anger old woman without enthusiasm. Peace
The comment section of blog sphere has gone wacky this afternoon. I promise I only put that comment in once. Wonder how many time this one will appear. Peace
Good ones! The support bacteria one got a good chuckle from me. He He.
Have a nice evening, Patty.
That #3 is so true, enjoyed them all.
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