A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar turn and stares at them.
Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which, he responds at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean, $200?"
12 comments:
Great comeback.
tit-for-tat?
Hehehhe.....always expected the unexpected :D
Beautiful comeback.
This is priceless and we know that psychologist are a dime a dozen or should we say $200.00, ha, ha. Thanks for coming by and have a nice weekend. Our weather man says it is going to cool a bit after today.
heheee... too good too good Patty.
LOL Who is embrassed now? LOL Peace
Funny, Patty !
Your post about the railroad tracks is very interesting. I love the wagoon.
Nice quote of the day !
(guffaw) Serves the lady right. lol HAahahaha...
Perfect retort!
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