Saturday, August 07, 2010

Next movie you see, watch for one of these.

Unexpected Knowledge Gained From the Movies
Next time you go to the movies, keep your eye out for extra information that you can pick up about every day events. These jokes have a strange but true ring to them.

1) During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

2) All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

3) The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

4) Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

5) When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom still still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

6) Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

7) It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts-your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

8) A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.


Southern Lady said...

Hi, Patty ... I found you at Nanny's The Good Life blog, and I'm so glad I did.

I loved your movie jokes (all of them are so true!), but especially loved the quote from our beloved Irma. I could relate to that! ... lol

I look forward to reading more of your posts.


Arkansas Patti said...

Those are delightful and I couldn't help but nod my head at each one. # 4 drives me nuts.

Renie Burghardt said...

Good ones. But the one about the covers coming to the arm pits of a woman no longer applies, does it? Everything hangs out in the movies these days. LOL.

Have a great Sunday!


Margaret Cloud said...

Liked them all but I am with Renee on #5.

Winifred said...

This is so true.

I think no 5 is an old one. Now they don't worry about covering anything.

Another one I've noticed is that drivers don't need to watch the road, they can stare at the passenger for ages and never crash!