Saturday, August 28, 2010

Oldie, but still a cute joke.

Catholic Shampoo...

Shopping in a local grocery store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section.

One asked the other if she would like a beer.

The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have a beer, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it.

The first nun replied that she would handle that without a problem. She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier.

The cashier had an obviously surprised look, so the nun said, 'This is for washing our hair.'

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer.

'The curlers are on me.'


Arkansas Patti said...

Dang, if these are so old, why haven't I heard them before.
Really cute.

Terra said...

It is so fun to visit you here and have a giggle. Cute one.

Anna said...

Oh that was cute Patty, lol. Funny thing I remember my sister washing hair in the beer too, lol, but then I think she had everything else too. Thanks for sharing and laughs as always. Hope all is well. Anna :)

Margaret Cloud said...

This was a good one, made me smile. Thank you for coming by.

Reader Wil said...

Wonderful man! He understands what a nun needs! I wish you a very happy Sunday! With lots of sunshine!

Wanda said...

It may be old, but I had not every heard it.... I got a good laugh!!!

Denise said...

Very cute Patti, I have never heard this one before.
An English Girl Rambles

Renie Burghardt said...

Hahaha, that is cute!

Have you heard, they're announcing the new Dancing With The Stars-stars? I hear, Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin's daughter will be on! I didn't know she was a star, did you?

We're having gorgeous weather. And lots of rain in the forecast starting tomorrow. Got to remember to taker my umbrella along.

Have a good night, Patty.