Sunday, September 05, 2010

Bible Test

Answers given in a Bible knowledge test

1. The first book of the Bible is Guinness's, In the book of Guinness Adam and Eve were created from an apple
(Hmm could they mean Genesis?)

2. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was Joan of the Ark. Noah built the ark and the animals came on in pears.

3. Moses went to the top of Mount Cyanide to get the 10 Commandments.

4. The first commandments was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

5. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.

6. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.

7. Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles.

8. The greatest miracle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he actually obeyed him.

9. Unleavened bread is bread made with no ingredients.

10. Solomon had 100 wives and 700 porcupines.

I wonder was this test given to children or adults? Have a wonderful Sunday and stay well.


Alan Burnett said...

Loved it. And some of the answers made more sense than the real ones I suspect. The Book Of Guinness particularly appeals to me.

reanaclaire said...

gosh... i had a good laugh at the 700 porcupines!!! hahahaa...

Anonymous said...

Adam and Eve were created from an apple?
We have yet to reach that stage yet.

kavita said...
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kavita said...

Answer no 8 n 9...had a good laugh at them.Really interesting.

Renie Burghardt said...

Ouch, Solomon must have had a prickly time with all those porcupines! Haha.

Have a great Labor Day. The weather is beautiful here, and we will be at the cabin on the river tomorrow.

Wanda said...

Ha Ha Ha ~these are really funny, and wacky!

Margaret Cloud said...

No wonder we live in such a mixed up world, sounds like it was given to a bunch of morons. I did have to laugh, this was good.

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ I really liked these
they are so funny. I thought I posted previously. I didn't know you posted the Judas Asparagus story or
that asparagus was your favorite
veggie. I like most of them. Take care dear friend. Love, Merle.