Monday, October 04, 2010

Performance Evaluations

Part 1...

(1) "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom.....and has started to dig."

(2) "His men would follow him anywhere, ....... but only out of morbid curiosity."

(3) "I would not allow this employee to breed."

(4) "This employee is really not so much of a 'has-been', but more of a definite 'won't be'."

(5) "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

(6) "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

(7) "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

(8) "This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

(9) "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

(10) "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

(11) "This employee should go far, ..... and the sooner he starts, the better."

(12) "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together."

(13) "A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."

(14) "He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless."

(15) "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

(16) "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."

(17) "He's been working with glue too much."


Arkansas Patti said...

Good grief, I have worked with them all.

Margaret Cloud said...

I would probably get ulcers just working with him.

Cheryl said...

Oh my word...this is too funny!

nituscorner said...

thought provoking.

Renie Burghardt said...

That performance evaluator was a bit too picky, wasn't he? Haha.

Enjoy DWS tonight. Monday evenings are such a treat again, aren't they?

Twisted Fencepost said...

Pretty funny, Patty.
But #2...cracked me up!!

Haddock said...

This is simply hilarious.

Beth Niquette said...

I got such a kick out of these--especially the one about just wonders...