Monday, November 22, 2010

From Will and Guy

Funny Newspaper Headlines

1. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

2. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

3. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

4. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

5. Eye Drops off Shelf

6. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

7. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

8. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe

9. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

10. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

11. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

12. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

13. Deer Kill 17,000

14. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

15. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

16. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

17. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

18. Fire British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

19. Worcester Residents Can Drop Off Trees

20. Include your Children When Baking Cookies


Arkansas Patti said...

We do have a funny language. Just one missplaced word can really change the meaning.
Will and Guy and Patty have done it again. Thanks for the chuckle.

Country Mouse Studio said...

these are great

Margaret Cloud said...

Enjoyed reading this, very funny.