Friday, November 19, 2010

Will and Guy's

Good but clean Irish Jokes

1) Look to The Moon

Paddy and Seamus were walking home from the pub. Paddy says to Seamus, "What a beautiful night, look at the moon."
Seamus stops and looks at Paddy, "You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun." Both started arguing for a while when they come upon a real drunk walking in the other direction, so they stopped him.

"Sir, could you please help settle our argument?
Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?" The drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them, and said,

"Sorry, I don't live around here."

2) Irish Job Application

Murphy applied for a fermentation operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test by the Manager. When the results were in, amazingly, both men had only one wrong answer.

The manager went to Murphy and said, "
Thank you for coming to the interview, but we’ve decided to give the American the job."

Murphy, "And why would you be doing that? We both got 19 questions correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish surely I should get the job."

Manager, "
We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed."

Murphy, "
And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?"

Manager, "
Simple. On question number 7 the American wrote down, 'I don’t know.' "

You put down, "Neither do I."


Arkansas Patti said...

Ah, you got me Irish half just a giggling.

Wanda said...

Cute !!

Reader Wil said...

Hilarious!! Very good and clean jokes! Thanks for making me laugh!
Have a wonderful weekend too!

Lady Di Tn said...

God Bless the Irish. LOL Peace

Margaret Cloud said...

I did get a big smile out of these. You always make us laugh and smile, thanks. No snow here either but very cold. Thank you for coming by.

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ I enjoyed your jokes
as usual, and also the e mails you fwd. I am so sorry your brother has 2 aneurysms to contend with. I was
relieved mine hasn't changed much.
Glad you liked my flowers and the jokes. Our weather has warmed up somewhat, so if you find somewhere where the temps stay around 70 to 80 F, let me know. Had a good weekend with Geoff and Joanne and they both did some jobs for me. Take great care, dear friend, Love, Merle.