Monday, December 27, 2010

Another Little Johnny in the making

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.

He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...


Arkansas Patti said...

Poor little dude just can't win.

Shionge said...

Hehehhehe...I like fried chicken too especially those in America ;D

Lady Di Tn said...

Little Johnny jokes are so funny. Peace

Tan said...

Awesome, Patty!
I just want to put that up in my Blog too... Thanks for sharing.

Tell me where I can find more of such Little Johny wonders :)

Wish you all a Merry Christmas and a great New Year ahead.

Margaret Cloud said...

I guess the little feller had chicken on his mind, very good post.

Country Mouse Studio said...

yes, he really can't win