Monday, January 10, 2011

Got from Will and Guy

Mail / Male Order?

Two Irish men, Kearney and O'Riordan were looking at a Mail order catalogue and admiring the models. Kearney remarks to O'Riordan, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?'

O'Riordan replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price.'

Kearney says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.'

O'Riordan, smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good idea. Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalogue, I will get one too.'

Three weeks later, Kearney, the youngest of the two asks his friend, O'Rordan, 'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from that catalogue?'

O'Riordan replies with a glint in his eye, 'No, but it shouldn't be long now. She sent all her clothes yesterday.'

8 comments:

reanaclaire said...

gosh... so the next on delivery will be the girl? :)

Arkansas Patti said...

Gotta love the Irish. I say that being one.

Country Mouse Studio said...

Oh dear, :O) thanks for my daily chuckle

Margaret Cloud said...

This is the best one yet. Thank you for coming by.

Pat - Arkansas said...

Funny! Thank you for the big grin on my face. I'll have to pass this one on. ~ XO

Classof65 said...

My maternal grandfather, Dennis Shea, actually married a mail-order bride! He was a miner in Park City, Utah, and evidently there were few women available at that time locally. She journeyed from Illinois, took instruction and joined the Church, and then they married. They had three children, but she died after giving birth to the third child who survived...
It was considered somewhat shameful to be a mail-order bride, so it was only whispered about in our family.

Lady Di Tn said...

LOL He's gonna be waiting a LONG time. Peace

Shionge said...

Heheheh...I'll try ordering from male catalogue and see if it works too :)